Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Coke Tanning with Peter and Jordan



If I was married to Jordan, I would divorce that ho for telling all of my beauty secret! She recently spilled the beans on how Peter Andre keeps his disgusting stunning tan.

"He lies on the beach and covers himself in Coke. Diet Coke keeps the insects away."

I've heard about cranberry juice in the hair to give you red highlights, but never this crap. What the hell? Is his ass that stupid! That sugar water isn't going to help your tan, it's going to help the bugs bite your ass!

I think they BOTH have coke in the brains not coke on the skin!

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