You wouldn't know it by looking at me, but I am cooking a pot roast between my thighs. - Ted
Runner-ups:
Forget what you heard about New York---Krazy's Granny is the new Flavorette!!!!!!!!! - bz
I was going to jump out of a cake for your birthday...but I ate it. - Boogie
If you gave her a dirty Sanchez she'll probably make it into a sandwich for later! - El Bastardo
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