CoCo is Too Hot for Stores

Ice-T's newest album "Gangsta Rap" is causing problems due to the cover. The cover features a nude Ice-T with a nude CoCo, his wife. Retailers everywhere are demanding that the cover be censored or they won't sell it at all. CoCo's nude ass is bare for everyone to see.

One retailer said, "We're getting lots of flak about it. What we're going to have to do is place stickers over parts of the photo to avoid any problems."

Ice-T doesn't know what to say and doesn't think it's that bad. "You should see the picture when Coco's leg is not there."

Does that mean he's hung large? I'm suddenly interested.

Anything with a nude CoCo is fine with me. Bitch is hot and deserves to be on every cover of every album and every magazine. Her beauty is undeniable. It probably scares kids though, so I understand.

I don't have a problem with the nudity, I have a problem that the thing looks like it was created with a "make your own calendar" kit.

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