I'm Over Shanna Moakler!

Shanna Moakler's run as patron saint of Dlisted has come to an end. Why? Well, Shanna is backing off and claiming she didn't hit Parasite Hilton.

Her rep issued this statement:

"Shanna exchanged words with Paris. Stavros entered and said he was going to 'hit' and 'beat' Shanna. Shanna replied, 'You're going to hit me? I'm a woman.'

"Stavros then shoved her downstairs, twisted her wrists behind her back and poured a drink on her."

Shanna also told Extra TV, "I absolutely did not punch Paris Hilton."

Ugh, ok maybe she didn't punch her. She should've said "I didn't punch Paris, because I was worried about getting her stank on my hand!" or "I didn't punch her, but I slapped the fucking bitch and I'd do it again."

Come on Shanna, get some fucking nuts and say what we all want to say!

Ok, I'll give her a second chance...but she better not let me down and deliver the beating of a lifetime to Paris.