Friday, October 6, 2006

Here Comes the (Sedated) Bride...



Sources inside the TomKat camp claim that Tom will marry his effed-up bride before Thanksgiving. Plans are currently underway and Katie Holmes might be in Paris to pick out her wedding dress. There aren't any details about the ceremony, but the source insists it will happen in November.

The source also claims that right before the two went public in April 2005, Tom gave Katie a credit card with a $100,000 spending limit and told her to go to NYC and buy anything she wanted. Bitch should've bought some sanity at that point.

I'm not sure if I believe this. Virgin Space isn't launching until 2009, so I reckon it will be sometime around then. Mars will be the perfect honeymoon location for these nut jobs.

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