Thursday, September 28, 2006

Anna Nicole Smith & Howard Stern Married!!!



Just Jared is reporting that Star Magazine is about to announce that Anna Nicole Smith married her shady lawyer, Howard K. Stern in the Bahamas this morning. The magazine is claiming a reliable source has told them.

Howard announced on Larry King a few nights ago that he was Anna's true baby daddy. He was visibly high or emotional when he announced this. He also said that he would marry Anna very shortly if she wanted to. He said they were in love. I have a sinking feeling Anna is so effed up she doesn't know what she's saying!

What the hell is going to happen to Danilynn? That baby girl is probably already taking meds just to deal with the drama.

UPDATE - Star Magazine has confirmed:

Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, this morning at 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas. The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna's son Daniel, 20, from an accidental drug overdose in her Nassau hospital room on September 10.

In a world-exclusive report, an eyewitness tells Star that Anna, 38, and Howard, 37, tied the knot at 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, on a 50-foot catamaran anchored off Blackbeard's Cay in Nassau! "There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the island to the catamaran," says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the yacht - "and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!"


Did Daniel's funeral happen yet? You mean to tell me she got married before her son's funeral? This shit is fucked up.

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