Hot Slut of the Week: Lily Allen

Age: 21
Birthday: May 2, 1985
Birth Name: Lily Rose Allen

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: September 29, 2006
Claim to Fame: Daughter of famed British comedian, Steve Allen. Her album "Alright, Still" is a smash hit in the UK.

Where is she now? Beginning to conquer America with a small tour.

Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? Any bitch that says publicly that she wants to punch Paris Hilton in the face has my heart.

Don't Sleep With Rupert Everett!

Rupert Everett may be hot, but he claims he sucks in the sack. The openly gay actor earlier said that he can't get a date and this may be why.

"Oh, I am a pathetic lover. Being Catholic, coming from a military background, then having that dawning, nagging feeling that I was not going to be on the right side of the fence.

"It had a knock-on effect on so many things and I felt so guilty for ages about sex, then with AIDS happening it was almost like my worst fears were true.

"So I don't think I have been a great lover really, no. Not in this lifetime."

"I am either too selfish or too extreme. Too vulnerable, or too self-centred."

Rupert is currently promoting his new book.

He may suck in the sack, but I can teach him. Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

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No Longer a Bastard!

Amanda Peet's baby will not be born a bastard. She was married to her screenwriter honey, David Benioff, in NYC last night. They were wed at Amanda's alma mater, Friends Seminary. Mark Ruffalo and Elizabeth "Nomi" Berkley were guests. Witnesses say the wedding was beautiful and blah blah blah.

Amanda currently stars on the NBC show, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. She has revealed that she is four months pregnant.

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Kenny Chesney is Such a Fruit Cake

No wonder Kenny Chesney's marriage to Renee Zellweger went flat, he doesn't love her as much as he loves laundry. He said that he's addicted to the household chore. Most musicians like to get plastered before a show, but not Kenny! He said:

"I've done my own laundry ever since I was a little kid. I mean my mom worked and she was a single, working mother and so, if I was gonna have clean underwear, I had to do it.

"Now I'm so particular that I won't let anybody else touch it.

"On the road, (I do it) every day. You've got hours to waste... Usually at the venue, arena or wherever we're playing they have a facility."

I don't blame him. Laundry is much more interesting than Renee. Fuck this story is lame.

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Hilary Duff Gets Reunited with Her Ancestors!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Buzz Osborne

For sweatpantserection

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